Swamped because someone done gone and dumped this bucket of wet work on me!
Not a lot more than someone knowing they’ve checked out before returning the book
Damn just tell me where you want me
I do love remembering times when I was smaller and honestly a bit shittier
Worried a situation will be ruined? Don’t worry! You can do it yourself.
Letting a smile make my frown feel more at home
Balancing one set of spinning plates on top of another, more precarious, set of plates.
Learning to not blow my cap at every minor inconvenience
Wanting to be better at night so my wife can sleep!
Like a runny faucet this one
Yes it is Sunday and yes I don’t want to work any time soon
Sweepy boi gets angwy
Our lucky elephant was turned the wrong way toward the door
It is what it is and it is what it isn’t.
Prideful accidents lead to bashful confessions
Oh boy did my body not like being poisoned slightly even a little bit
Square ones exist for me to sit upon
How can I fight for myself when you won’t even give me time to swing?
Gosh I’m feeling the flame lick my toes again
Let’s just stop yelling at employees altogether, how ‘bout it?