work from home

Hallway Piss

Prideful accidents lead to bashful confessions

Oh boy did my body not like being poisoned slightly even a little bit

Square ones exist for me to sit upon

How can I fight for myself when you won’t even give me time to swing?

Gosh I’m feeling the flame lick my toes again

Let’s just stop yelling at employees altogether, how ‘bout it?

I can catch a cold but apparently can’t catch a break

Monkey brain go oo oo ah!

God damn I feel bad for so many different reasons

The great shame of accidentally fucking your kid up because you gave her too many sweets

Anxiety from work is like anxiety from school: dismantle the system it was built on to find something more underneath

Why let myself live when I can bother myself for trying?

Letting the changes happen while I walk forward one step at a time

Finding peace with the rain in the storm

Like when you don’t kick the ice under the freezer so it gets someone else’s sock wet

The rock before the sand before the pearl

Wonder when I’ll care about not caring about work

Who cares about work when you have love to fuck up?

Stop making me say good news at the beginning of meetings to make yourself feel better

Goodbye Tuesday