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Tag Archives: parenting
Scouts
Trying to organize chaos
Pavlova
Who even gives a fuck about washcloths
Return
Over a year in about 500 words. It kinda sucks one way or another
Aquatic Center
Didn’t even get to swim a lick. But I did get my feet wet
Horizontal Windmill
A wasp tried to get my overpriced turkey leg so I said buzz off
A Ton of Bricks
Not a lot more than someone knowing they’ve checked out before returning the book
Mom Wanted Photos
Damn just tell me where you want me
Mar the Experience
Worried a situation will be ruined? Don’t worry! You can do it yourself.
Blew my Top
Learning not to hate the imperfections within yourself so you can help them become better…
Have to Deal
At least wear a mask or something
Honey Chaser
Letting a smile make my frown feel more at home
Is Rumbling
Balancing one set of spinning plates on top of another, more precarious, set of plates.
Patience Puddles
Learning to not blow my cap at every minor inconvenience
Awful Warm
Wanting to be better at night so my wife can sleep!
Preemptive
Frustration blooming to patience fruiting to love
With a Cuss Word
Mad at myself for wanting to do right by my kids even if it means being grumpy at them
One Month
My son grows each day, independent from direction
Help I Want to Be
Sweepy boi gets angwy
Reasonably Less Tasteful
The same person who signs your birth signatures it away
Ed Boy 