Didn’t even get to swim a lick. But I did get my feet wet
Tag Archives: preschool
Whatever Comes Out of You
Call me the cleanup guy
Surpass Me
Growing up and growing strong. Can’t help but feel those happy tears in my soul
What a Job
How can I fight for myself when you won’t even give me time to swing?
Eat my Words
I was wrong and I’ll admit it. That doesn’t make me any more happier, though
Milk Tooth
The great shame of accidentally fucking your kid up because you gave her too many sweets
Breathe it Away
This little piggy is growing up too fast!
Preschool Tour
Sad and lonely walking through these abandoned after-school schools
Another Grateful Day
Oh that silly girl is youthfully awkward
Cooped Up
Big coop, bigger chickey
Got Myself Mad
Getting myself worked up to get back at a baby is not my highest moment
Leaving the Pool
Like I’m not even kidding they never leave the pool area
Freak Out
You scream, I scream, we all scream against arts and crafts
Made the Jump
It’s just a third of your life minutes
Gutted Hours
Why carry the horse when you can glue it to your peripherals
Co-Sleeping
This bed has room for plenty of monkeys!
Cheetah Memory
Running fast from the past to get back where I began