august – Ed Boy

The Offer

Don’t say it’s on the table when you expect us to eat off the floor

Chew on that sentence, sales boy

Like a fleshy eye patch

Trying to organize chaos

Who even gives a fuck about washcloths

Working on my dirty car

A stray dog a day keeps the work at bay

Over a year in about 500 words. It kinda sucks one way or another

Gotta learn to love the things about yourself you’ve been taught to hate

Swamped because someone done gone and dumped this bucket of wet work on me!

Cough cough sniff sniff please grant me release

Let’s just stop yelling at employees altogether, how ‘bout it?

I have this fancy paper, isn’t that enough?

Sick day

I pretty much pulled an all-nighter…

I can catch a cold but apparently can’t catch a break

Monkey brain go oo oo ah!

I was wrong and I’ll admit it. That doesn’t make me any more happier, though

God damn I feel bad for so many different reasons

Inedible inedible!