My shoulder still hurts, too 😦
Tag Archives: autobiography
Sad Spine
At least I didn’t slip a disc
Both Right
Not even bengay helps the pain!
Tenuous Bonds
Dreaming unconsciously is not my can of lucid worms
Landscaping
One day I just got paid to do nothing
$50,000 Dollar Bill
Why did I need to spend $80k on school for an English degree when I do data input?
Railroad
Consistently inconsistent mother fuck
Wallow in It
Bro if you hate this job so much look for a new one
6lbs, 9oz
And here I thought my baby would be a pro apex legend
One Way or Another
Meetings to talk about how work productivity could be better are darkly hilarious
On the Heels of Monday
Tuesday’s are as the second weekday does
She’ll be Too Big
The tallest string bean I ever did help conceive
Follow-Up
I can see clearly now my infection has gone
Spores
Softly blown about by infinite entropic breezes
Paperwork
no paper no work no worries
Paperwork
no paper no work no worries
Subtle Differences
Like the medicine cabinet being in the wall instead of attached to it
Moving More
I’m dog tired awoof
Ceiling Shapes
We / you / I – are / are / am – the / a / the – void
Last School Days
Let’s get moving!