Sonic is definitely not straight
Tag Archives: writing
Jumble
What is time but a constant ‘fuck you’ to a schedule?
Pink Flowers
I think it was a leather news boy cap that that man had.
Breaking the Streak
What a shame it is to let yourself down. But a blessing to be able to pick yourself back up
Backdated – 2
Don’t mind me – just filling in the gaps of my professionalism.
Backdated – 1
Looking back from the future to try and write about an instance from the past
Fringe
Just dying to fucking get my Ed, Edd, & Eddy spec script out
Team Player
Work until you die in real life
Gut Biome
Rumble guts ahoy!
Sacrificing Sleep
Why sleep when I can play apex?
Eye Zit Down
The alternate title was Infected Oil Duct but I liked this one more.
Difference Between Fear
It’s not pink eye I swear. No one farted on my pillows!
Goodbye to a Home
Fuck erythromycin
Urgent Care
Can’t believe these jelly balls we call eyes have nerve endings
Cheesecake Ants
The collective weight of all the ants in the world matches (if not surpasses) that of all the humans
Shedding
Bro nobody cares about your fancy spatula
Out of Wack
Walking along to a happy tune
Spores
Softly blown about by infinite entropic breezes
Paperwork
no paper no work no worries
Paperwork
no paper no work no worries
Ed Boy 