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Tag Archives: parenting
Cheetah Memory
Running fast from the past to get back where I began
City Park
Youthfulness means seeing a castle when there may only be monkey bars
She’ll be Too Big
The tallest string bean I ever did help conceive
Energy in the Tank
Time to rest these sore little puppies
Off the Road
Sonic is definitely not straight
Urgent Care
Can’t believe these jelly balls we call eyes have nerve endings
Spores
Softly blown about by infinite entropic breezes
Moving More
I’m dog tired awoof
Work Where I Go
On the couch or in the train, working sucks and dulls your brain!
Before the Sun
When the day is still an idea and not a reality
More Time
I’ll never stop trying to never forgive myself for taking even one moment from my daughter for myself
Another Name
Fuck I’m late again sorry shit
Broken Legs
of course your bullshit superhero movie has to have gratuitous violence. Of Course!!
Family Nap
Sick day except as an adult
Loud Rain
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Mind
Slough through it
Skate Park
Do a christ air on this one cause there’s skate in the name
New Pen
This one has a hawk in it
Celestial String
3/6/20 Marie might be a little upset with me. I’ll be honest—I’m actually writing this the morning after the 6th as I was tired as a dog last night. Hence, the frustration of my wife. I got home around 5:30pm dog tired. Amelia was down for a nap, and Marie was picking up. We satContinue reading “Celestial String”
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